20 Funniest Pickleball Jokes
Updated March 30, 2024
Do you love playing pickleball and want to enjoy a good pickleball joke? Whether you’re a veteran player or a beginner, these puns are sure to bring a smile to your face. Check out our list of the 20 funniest pickleball jokes:
- What’s a pickleball player’s favorite type of music? Pop and Smash hits!
- Where do pickleball players go for their first dance? The PickleBALL
- Why did the pickleball ball go to therapy? It had too much pressure!
- What did one pickleball player say to the other during a match? “You’re a dink-sational partner!”
- How do pickleball players apologize to their opponents? “I’m sorry if I served you a tough time!”
- What’s a pickleball player’s favorite card game? Pickle-jacks!
- How do you know you’re playing against a pickleball pro? They make a “pickle” out of you!
- If you wanted a soft serve, you should have gone to Dairy Queen.
- Why are fish so bad at pickleball? They don’t like being near the net.
- What do you call a pickleball player who always tells jokes during a match? A pun-damentalist!
- Why was the pickleball player always the life of the party? Because they knew how to “serve” up some fun!
- What did the pickleball player say when they won the match? “It’s a pretty big “dill” to be a champion!”
- Why did the pickleball player refuse to eat pickles before a match? They were afraid they might turn into a “pickle”ball!
- What do pickleball players use to stay organized? A “dink”tionary!
- Why did the pickleball ball bring a fan to the game? It wanted to stay cool under pressure!
- Why did the pickleball player refuse to play in the rain? Because they didn’t want to get into a pickle.
- How do pickleball players express their love? They say, “You’re my perfect match!”
- What do pickleball players do when they can’t agree on something? They call for a “dink-spute”!
- What’s a pickleball player’s favorite book? “Pickle in the Rye”!
- Why was the Pickleball Associations website down? They had problems with their server.
